宝摘 - 幽默篇

Monday, August 22, 2005

Men are like...

1. Men are like Laxatives .... They irritate the sh*t out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders .... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores .... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots .... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

女人有七品 / 男人有七版

女人有七品

小女孩是半成品

少女是成品

處女是極品

少婦是上品

自己的老婆是日常用品

別人的老婆是補品

老處女是.....紀念品

男人也有七版

三歲以下的男BB是完美版

少男是暢銷版

處男是絕版

自己的老公是翻版(次貨)

別人的老公是參考版

老處男是....科幻版

好男人是天堂版 (只限天堂有售)

摘自网路